Boy Butter Desensitizing Comfort Cream – 6 oz Lube Tube

Product Description

Introducing: The Alchemist of the Boudoir

Gentlemen, ladies, and pleasure aficionados of all kinds feast your senses on the buttery brilliance that is Boy Butter Desensitizing Comfort Cream. Slippery as an eel, gentle as a lullaby, this 6 oz tube of sheer joy is about to become the VIP guest at your intimate gatherings.

The Smooth Operator

Behold the velvety magic of the Comfort Cream, an artisanal blend that’s oh-so indulgent. Let’s lift the velvet curtain:

• Spellbinding Numbing: With 5% Benzocaine as the secret spice, Comfort Cream gracefully puts the overzealous senses on a silken leash.
• Butter Up: Whipped to perfection, this lube is as creamy as the finest churned butter. Say adieu to the ungentlemanly stickiness of inferior concoctions.
• Marathon-worthy Endurance: On par with the tenacity of synthetic or silicone-based potions, Boy Butter is a relentless companion in your amorous escapades.
• Vanishes Like a Gentleman Thief: Lo and behold! It’s gone with just water, leaving no trace behind on either skin or fabric. Poof!

Divine Indications: Elixir of the Gods

This ambrosial potion is whispered to hold power to keep the over-eager cherubs at bay. With the subtle numbing of your mortal vessel, the Comfort Cream prolongs the pleasure, ensuring you savor every delectable moment.

How to Weave the Magic

It’s simple, my dear pleasure seeker. Apply a modest sum of the potion to the crown and scepter, or the gates of paradise before the dance begins. Follow the ancient scroll’s directions or heed the sage’s words if advised otherwise. Rinse with water to break the spell when the night is done.

Word to the Wise

Not all that glitters is gold, and even the finest elixirs require caution. If the Comfort Cream does not quell the spirited stallions or causes an uprising (read: rash or irritation), retreat and consult the oracle (or a physician).

The Toast of Pleasureville

So, break out the good sheets and light the candles, because with Boy Butter Desensitizing Comfort Cream, you’re not just setting the stage for a night of passion – you’re composing a symphony. Cheers to ecstasy, finesse, and endless encores!