Swinging Dicks Game

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Embrace Your Inner Swinger!

Gather around, brave patrons of party revelry, and behold the magnum opus of party games – the Swinging Dicks Game! This is not for the faint of heart, nor for those afraid to let their proverbial manhood swing in the breeze. Tired of the same old dreary card games? Yearning for a challenge that truly tests your might? Look no further!

Rise to the Occasion

The Swinging Dicks Game stands tall and proud, a beacon of hilarity and audacity that’s bound to leave your guests in stitches. The sturdy game structure boasts a proud assembly of finely crafted dick-shaped game pieces, that swing to and fro, just waiting for you to seize control. So grab your game pegs and steady your hands, for this is a test of skill, patience, and well, your swinging prowess.

The Challenge Awaits

What’s the prize, you ask? Glory, my friends. The sweet taste of victory. The goal is simple: be the master of your domain by hooking your swinging dick on the hook three times. A Herculean task that demands the grace of a ballet dancer and the resolve of a warrior. The stakes? The fallen comrades, the less dexterous, will take a shot (literally).

Swinging, Shooting, Celebrating!

• Hand-eye Coordination: Swinging Dicks is the ultimate test of your coordination skills. Only the finest swashbucklers will prevail.
• Drowning Sorrows: 4 shot glasses included for the valiant attempts of those who fall short. Drink and be merry!
• Portable Revelry: Easy to assemble and transport. The life of the party doesn’t need to be tethered to one place!
• Battle of the Dicks: 2 to 4 players. Gather your bravest knights for a round of Swinging Dicks.

Swing Away, My Daring Dicks!

So bring forth the Swinging Dicks Game to your next gathering and prepare for a night of epic proportions. Legends will be born, shots will be had, and your gathering will be spoken about in hushed, reverent tones for ages to come.

Note: Please game responsibly. The Swinging Dicks Game does not actually imbue you with mystical powers, as much as we wish it could.