Boners Stretchy Cocksling – Black

Description

Unleash the Knight in Shining Armor

Gentlemen, prepare to mount your steeds and charge gallantly into the fray! The Boners Stretchy Cocksling is the suit of armor your valiant squire deserves. Like the mightiest of medieval blacksmiths, Boners has crafted a Liquid Silicone 2-in-1 Ballstretcher that shields, lifts, and showcases your manly treasure as if it were the crown jewels themselves.

A Royal Embrace

The crowning achievement of this regal cocksling is its peerless design. Crafted to lift your scepter and orbs to noble heights while thrusting them forward like the prow of a gallant ship, this majestic apparatus is akin to a royal herald announcing your eminent arrival.

• Liquid Silicone Majesty: Its velvety embrace is like being caressed by the silken gloves of royalty.
• Stretchy Sovereignty: The material expands gallantly, accommodating subjects large and small in its regal court.
• Bounteous Blood Flow: By keeping the blood nobly stationed in your nether realms, it ensures your banner is ever raised and ready.

A Coronation for Your Crown Jewels

Kings and Queens of yore would envy the grandeur bestowed upon your regal scepter and jewels. By hoisting them upwards and propelling them forward, the Boners Stretchy Cocksling ensures your royal entourage is ever ready for the adulation of their subjects.

Cleaning the Royal Regalia

Even the mightiest of kings must keep their armor polished. Cleaning this royal garment is as simple as summoning the castle’s washbasin. A quick rinse, perhaps an audience with a toy cleaner or mild soap, and your armor is ready for the next joust.

In Summary: All Hail the King!

The Boners Stretchy Cocksling isn’t just a sex toy; it’s a coronation ceremony for your manhood. Whether you’re riding solo in your kingdom or entering into an alliance, let this be the armor that adorns your manly shapes in splendor and valor. Rise, Sir Ready-for-Adventure, and let the royal fanfare commence!