Curve Toys Jock Ass Masturbator w/Poseable Dildo

Description

Presenting The Jolly Jock!

Ladies and gentlemen, brace yourselves! Introducing the one, the only, the sensational Curve Toys Jock Ass Masturbator with Poseable Dildo. Imagine your every whim, your every fantasy coming to life in a pocket-sized package of pure pleasure. Part Michelangelo’s David, part your wildest dreams, Jolly Jock is your dapper companion for those lonely nights and joyous celebrations alike.

An Affair of Endless Versatility

Jolly Jock is the epitome of “give and take.” With his rideable, poseable, 7-inch magic wand and a textured passage to paradise, he is ever ready to serve and be served. Made of the finest BioSkin TPE, he boasts a body as firm as his resolve to please, and a skin as soft as his demeanor.

• Poseable Perfection: His magic wand bends to your will, ensuring your sweet spots are caressed with the tenderness they deserve.
• The Passage to Ecstasy: Jolly Jock’s tight and textured anal canal is like a ticket to an all-you-can-feel pleasure buffet.
• The Touch of Warmth: Comes with a warming wand, just in case you like your desserts served hot.
• Buzz Your Way to Bliss: Vibrating bullet included to amp up the sensations.
• Stay Fresh, Darling: Jolly Jock values cleanliness and comes with a cleaning kit to keep him ever ready for the next soiree.

The Evening Ball with Jolly Jock

Place Sir Jock on your royal couch or bed, and let the ball commence. Lube up and let his warming wand set the stage. As you play with his wand, bend it to whisper sweet nothings to all your sensitive zones. Slide atop him as the maestro conducts an orchestra of vibrations and pulsations just for you.

If you fancy being the knight in shining armor tonight, take a plunge into his sacred chamber. The buzzing, the gripping, the throbbing – it’s poetry, it’s art, it’s transcendent. You and Jolly Jock become one in a crescendo of ecstasy.

Cleaning the Hallowed Halls

Jolly Jock is a gentleman and likes to keep his quarters clean. Use mild antibacterial soap and water to cleanse his love canal with an enema or douche bulb. For his exalted body, a wet cloth with mild soap should suffice, followed by a gentle dusting with 100% cornstarch.

Curve Toys: The Masters of Pleasure Crafting

Curve Toys, the alchemists of ecstasy, have conjured Jolly Jock from the very essence of pleasure. With body-friendly, phthalate-free materials, they have been forging the Excalibur of adult toys for over 60 years. This isn’t just manufacturing; it’s a divine creation.

Jolly Jock’s Noble Stature

• Measurements: Length – 11 in (28 cm), Width – 10.2 in (26 cm), Depth – 5 in (12 cm), Anal Depth – 7 in (18 cm), Penis Length – 7 in (18 cm), Diameter – 1.6 in (4 cm), Weight – 6.6 lbs (3 kg).
• Materials: TPE
• Color: Medium

Final Words from the Town Crier:

Hear ye, hear ye! Whether you’re a damsel in distress or a wandering knight, let the Jolly Jock be your ever-faithful squire in the quest for pleasure unbound. Delve into the embrace of ecstasy, and pen your own ballad.