Hunky Homeboy Inflatable Doll
$44.00
In stock
Description
Meet Your Sturdy Stud: The Hunky Homeboy!
Tired of swiping right and getting left behind? Forget real men; it’s time to inflate your expectations! Introducing the Hunky Homeboy inflatable doll – he won’t ghost you, but he might get a little deflated if you don’t pay him enough attention.
Features that Will Blow You…Away!
- Loyal & Leak-Free: Comes with a “always-ready-to-hang” inflatable doll. Warning: His personality might be a bit flat.
- Durable…to an Extent: A puncture happens. Whether it’s your cat’s claws, a misguided dart, or a jealousy-induced sabotage by your ex, our repair patch ensures he bounces right back.
- Body of a God: Made from Body Safe PVC. We’re talking Greek god aesthetics, not the personality.
- Big…Ego: He’s got confidence where it counts. And by confidence, we mean a generously sized… heart. What were you thinking?
- Statuesque: At 5’6, he’s the perfect height for…taking selfies. Plus, if you’re tall, you finally have someone to literally look down upon!
Why Inflate When You Can Date?
Honestly, who needs the drama of real relationships? With Hunky Homeboy, say goodbye to tedious discussions about where to eat. Though be warned, he’s a silent type, so expect a lot of one-sided conversations.
In a world of commitment phobias and “it’s complicated” statuses, isn’t it refreshing to have something (or someone) simple, straightforward, and filled with nothing but air? Inflate your standards, ladies and gents!
Disclaimer: The Hunky Homeboy is all in good fun. Don’t ditch your real-life dates just yet… unless they have more hot air than this guy!
Additional information
Weight | 1.25 lbs |
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Dimensions | 3.5 × 6 × 8 in |
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