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Crooked Christmas Kiss Me Mistletoe Ornament
$11.00
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SKU: 1-IS30305
Categories: Extras & Accessories, Gag & Joke Gifts, Novelties, Party & Fun Items
Description
Mistletoe Merriment: Crooked Christmas Kiss Me Mistletoe Ornament
Deck Your Halls with a Dash of Daring
Turn up the holiday cheer and get ready for some playful pecks with the Crooked Christmas Kiss Me Mistletoe Ornament, a whimsical addition that promises to bring giggles and blushes to your festive decor.
Not Your Grandma’s Christmas Ornament
Unveil a cheeky twist on holiday tradition that’s sure to become a talking point for seasons to come.
A Twinkle of Humor
- Flashing Santa Feature: Watch Santa light up the room with a charming flash that’s bound to catch every eye—and perhaps a few kisses.
- Naughty but Nice: Strategically placed mistletoe adds a sprinkle of spice to the holiday spirit, hanging playfully above Santa’s “ho ho ho.”
Festive Folly
- One-of-a-Kind Design: Step aside, standard baubles and tinsel—make room for a decoration with character, humor, and a touch of whimsy.
- Conversation Starter: Guaranteed to spark laughter and spread joy, this ornament is the perfect icebreaker for any holiday gathering.
Spice Up Your Spruce
- Unique Decoration: Break away from the mold of traditional decorations and give your guests something to remember.
- Yuletide Glee: Perfect for gift exchanges, secret Santa surprises, or to add a bit of risqué to your wreath.
With the Crooked Christmas Kiss Me Mistletoe Ornament, you’re not just sprucing up your tree—you’re infusing your home with a sense of playfulness and surprise that embodies the unexpected magic of the holiday season. Get ready to pucker up for a Christmas that’s merry, memorable, and a little bit mischievous!
Additional information
Brand | Island Dogs |
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