Not that long ago, the selection of sex toys was scarce. You could get a vibrator or a dildo (or a combo of the two), and that was pretty much it. Thankfully, things have changed quite dramatically. Today, when there are plenty of products on the sex toy market, we can have our pick of naughty items that will make you moan (or scream) with pleasure.
However, even with a broad selection, up until recently, there’s been a pretty big hole in the market when it comes to a specific category — a vibrating squirting dildo.
Now, don’t get us wrong. If you wanted to get a vibrating squirting dildo, you could easily find one that would be a great buddy for years to come. However, if you wanted a silicone, body-safe one, you’d be hard-pressed to find something fitting.
Well, that issue is no more! The new Evolved Novelties vibrating squirting dildo is here to revolutionize the market. This might not seem like a big deal, but it is. Finding an utterly body-safe toy that would vibrate and squirt and have a sturdy suction cup base was no easy task. But thanks to the Evolved Novelties, the issue is no more!
So let’s see how this dido can change your life!
What Is the Evolved Novelties Big Shot Vibrating Squirting Dildo?
If you’re a fan of squirting sex toys, then you’ll love the Evolved Novelties’ newest addition. Appropriately named Big Shot, this ejaculating dildo offers the best of ALL worlds. It can vibrate and squirt. However, more importantly, it is entirely body-safe, considering that it’s made out of luxuriously smooth silicone.
A Dildo That Changed Everything
Big Shot is a large squirting vibrator that’s so realistic that you’ll think you’re holding a real penis in your hand. It’s a latex-free vibrating dildo with a very realistic head and vein textures that, combined with the ejaculating feature, make it one of the best realistic products on the market.
The squirting dildo by Evolved Novelties impacted the market because realistic silicone ejaculating dildos weren’t that readily available. What’s more, Big Shot’s gorgeous appearance and overall functionality make this dildo a complete novelty on the market (if you’ll pardon our pun).
But is the fact that Big Shot is the only realistic squirting dildo on the market everything this toy has going for it? Of course not.
Welcome to the World of the Squirting Dildo By Evolved Novelties
As soon as it hit the market, this powerful multi-speed vibrator dildo was labeled as the perfect toy for gay couples. The very realistic head (and the overall authentic appearance) and the ejaculating feature make this dildo an ideal substitute for a real penis.
Due to the powerful suction cup base, the dildo allows for hands-free play, which you can use for solo and partnered play. But Big Shot is an excellent companion for everyone, which is why it’s the first ejaculating dildos marketed toward everyone (not just the LGBTQ population).
But Why Do People Like Dildo Squirt Toys?
There are plenty of reasons one might opt for a toy with both vibrating and squirting mechanisms. First of all, when it comes to realism, a toy like that takes having sex or masturbating to a whole new level. All realistic dildos aim to provide an exceptionally authentic experience to the user. Still, some of them fall short.
Big Short’s ejaculation feature specifically takes dildo play to a new level. It’s ideal for people who don’t have a penis but love the experience of ejaculation. It’s also a fantastic toy for those who might have trouble finishing during sex. An even better reason to use it in a strap-on harness!
Evolved Novelties Big Shot 101 — Everything You Need To Know
Although we’ve gone over the basic features of the squirting dildo by evolved novelties, to explain just how powerful and impressive this dildo is, let’s go over each feature.
We’ve already mentioned that this toy is completely body-safe as it’s latex and phthalate-free. The two main (and only) materials used in the making of Evolved Novelties Big Shot dildo are silicone and ABS plastic.
Now, why does this matter? Premium silicone toys are the only ones that can be sterilized entirely (if we discount metal and glass ones, of course). Therefore, properly cleaning and maintaining toys, especially one with a cum tube, is vital for the toy’s longevity and your health.
Silicone is naturally non-porous. That means there are no microscopic tears and holes in the material where bacteria can fester. What’s more, unlike some other materials, like TPE and jelly, silicone won’t show signs of wear and tear even after prolonged use.
So, being one of the first body-safe ejaculating dildos on the market is a huge benefit of Big Shot. It makes the toy extra safe and durable.
Overall, Big Shot’s name pretty accurately describes its appearance. With 8 inches in length, this dildo is quite a big boy. Of course, since it has a suction cup, it has an insertable length of 6 inches. But, best believe that’s more than enough, especially considering that the Evolved Novelties dildo is quite a firm toy.
All 6 inches of insertable length have a diameter of between 1,3 and 1,6 inches. The toy is the widest at the very beginning (so, at the head and just below it), which is an excellent feature because it allows you to feel full even if you’re not interested in taking in the full length of the toy.
We’ve already mentioned that the Evolved Novelties dildo is a realistic toy. Several aspects of it make it super realistic:
- It comes in several flesh-tone colors
- Vein textures on it add an extra layer of realism
- The very realistic head (with a squirting hole) takes the whole experience to the next level
- The toy has a ball sack above the suction cup
Of course, the expertly designed and incorporated features make Evolved Novelties Big Shot stand out. Although there aren’t many, what Big Shot has is amazing and works beautifully. After all, it’s better to have a few great features than to have dozens that only do a half-job (or nothing at all).
The Vibrating Wonder
One of the toy’s advantages is its powerful vibrating feature. Big Shot’s motor is quite powerful, which allows for ten different (and quite strong) vibrating functions.
As soon as you turn the toy on, you’ll see that Big Shot’s vibes are not for the faint of heart. However, they are rumbly and strong, which is quite a feat considering that this isn’t a toy that only has a vibrating feature. It’s pretty challenging to make a toy with an ejaculation function vibrate that strongly, so that’s a massive plus for the Evolved Novelty team.
Big Shot’s vibrations are easy to shuffle through. The toy has a waterproof two-button control panel. One button controls the vibrations while the other controls the squirting effect. Press the vibration button until you find a pattern that works for you, or shuffle through all ten vibration patterns to see what the toy has to offer.
The vibrations will drain the toy’s charge steadily, but, considering that you have a USB cable included in the packaging, you’ll have no trouble quickly and easily charging this bad boy up again and going for another round.
The Squirting Stunner
Of course, the main selling point of this Evolved Novelty beauty is the squirting function. And, before you ask, don’t worry; this toy doesn’t work by using a Luer Lock syringe’s plunger. Instead, big Shot squirts automatically, which means all you have to do is push the button and watch the toy spit and spatter fake cum all over the place.
As mentioned, the waterproof two-button control panel will allow you to engage both functions.
Big Shot’s ejaculate button is, of course, something you’ll only press once at the very end of your play session. Unlike the one that controls the vibrating feature, this button only has one job — to make the toy cum. To do that, press the button and watch the magic happen!
The Squirting Mechanism
This Evolved Novelties dildo has a pretty simple ejaculating mechanism. The internal cum tube or the reservoir is located near the back of the toy, and you can access it via the squirting quick twist cap. The squirting quick twist cap is easy to take in and out and allows for quick fluid refills and cleanup.
Big Shot’s fluid reservoir has enough space for a hefty amount of fluid. As a result, the ejaculation of the toy will last between 3 and 5 seconds (depending on the viscosity of the fluid you’ve put into it).
Using the squirting mechanism is simple. When you press on the button that’s located further back on the button controls panel, the tubing hanging at the back will get emptied. The fluid will shoot out quickly and forcefully because the toy has a squirt gun effect. But you can also play around and experiment to make it come out at a slower pace.
Now that’s an improvement compared to the older squirting dildos that you have to squeeze hard to make them cum. There are no additional appendages to Big Shot. One simple button is all you need. No silicone bulb is attached to the toy or tubes hanging off it. It’s as simple as it looks!
What Kind Of Fluid Can I Use?
As mentioned, the reservoir only holds enough fluid for one ejaculation. So, if you want to play several times in a row, you’ll need to make fluid refills.
If you like forceful and speedy ejaculation, you can use water as your ejaculation fluid. It will shoot out quickly and effortlessly. On the other hand, if something slower is your style, you can use water-based lube that will ooze out slowly. You can even make a hybrid lube with thicker lubes to drag out the whole experience.
The Supreme Suction Cup
Believe it or not, the suction cup is one of the best features of this Evolved Novelties dildo. That might seem odd, considering what the dildo can do, but it’s true.
The suction cup is robust, which means that you can use the dildo all on your own. It will stick to most surfaces and hold even for the most adventurous riders.
The suction cup allows for outstanding hands-free play and an excellent handle during partnered play.
Evolved Novelties goes all out when it comes to their products. The packaging is beautiful but subtle.
As mentioned, there’s a USB cable included in the packaging. Aside from that, you’ll also find the Evolved Novelties Big Shot in the box, detailed instructions on how to use it (as well as some lovely tips about the ejaculation fluid and the mechanism).
How To Maintain This Beast
Aside from that, the package won’t have any extras. Therefore, you’ll have to get your lubricant and toy cleaner (if you don’t already have those). Of course, given that the toy is high-quality silicone, you don’t have to use a toy cleaner to maintain it. Instead, a warm water rinse with mild soap will do perfectly fine. However, don’t forget to clean your toy before and after each use.
Although silicone is quite durable and resistant, if you store the toy while it’s wet, you might get a nasty surprise the next time you take it out for playtime. A wet environment is the perfect breeding ground for bacteria and mold.
The tubing might be a bit more challenging to clean, but it’s nothing an intense water squirt won’t handle.
When cleaning your toy, remember that you should never maintain a wet environment when storing it. It would be best to dry the toy thoroughly before putting it in a storage pouch or container.