This Product SUCKS

So, you want something discreet, right? Something you can toss in your bag, keep in your drawer, maybe even forget about until you really need it. Then boom—it delivers. Hard. That’s what This Product SUCKS is about. You’re not getting one toy here. You’re getting two little beasts: the Lipstick Suction Toy and the Bendable Wand.

Honestly? These two are nothing like your average toys. Let’s break them down.

Lipstick Suction Toy: Don’t Judge by the Size

THIS PRODUCT SUCKS Lipstick Suction Toy – Black

You ever see a toy and think, “That’s cute, but can it actually do anything?” This one can. Looks like a lipstick. Works like a dream. It hides in plain sight, doesn’t make a fuss—but when you need it? Oh, it shows up.

Ten suction patterns. Some soft, others wild. You figure it out. The tip? Made from that smooth, soft silicone that feels kind of like skin but cleaner. Waterproof too. You could drop it in a tub and it’d still try to make your night better.

Honestly, it’s perfect for:

Sneaky travel play
Nightstand drawer missions
Or just, you know, needing something good now

Things You’ll Probably End Up Bragging About:

• ✔️ Suction feels *real*. Like, surprisingly so.
• ✔️ 10 settings. One of them will be *your* setting.
• ✔️ Rechargeable. No batteries to hunt for in a panic.
• ✔️ Looks innocent. Isn’t.
• ✔️ Waterproof, duh.

THIS PRODUCT SUCKS Lipstick Suction Toy – Red

It comes in black or red. Pick your vibe. One’s sleek, the other’s bold. Both hit the same spots.

The Bendable Wand: Chaos in a Good Way

This Product SUCKS Bendable Wand Teal

The name says it all—it bends. Literally. Wherever you want it. This wand has two ends. One vibrates like a mad thing, the other… well, it sucks. In a way you’ll like.

The vibe side has texture for extra buzz. The suction side does its thing—10 levels of it. Flip it, twist it, aim it however your body wants.

Quick rundown?

• 🌀 One motor for vibes. One for suction. Double trouble.
• 💧 Waterproof—take it in the bath and *stay* in there.
• 🔌 Rechargeable. Of course.
• 🎒 Travel bag included. Because yeah, you’ll want to pack it.
• 🎨 Pink or teal. Cute, but deadly.

This Product SUCKS Bendable Wand Pink

So, Why These Two?

They’re smart. Sleek. Built to actually work the way you want, when you want. Both use body-safe silicone that feels luxe and doesn’t mess around with irritation. The suction tech isn’t hype—it’s real. And frankly, kind of addictive.

If you’re into solo play? Great. Partner play? Even better. These are the kinds of toys that end up being “the one”—not just a novelty. Visit our homepage to find other great products at Jackandjilladult.com