Shots Cum Face Dual Pump Action Penis Game

Description

The Duel of the Century: Cum Face Showdown!

Gather around, ladies and gentlemen, for a battle that’s set to shake the very pillars of party land. With a pump here and a splash there, the “Cum Face Duel Pump Action Penis Game” will crown the true champion among your fellow merrymakers. This audacious and uproarious game is nothing short of the Mona Lisa of party props. It’s primed for bachelorette or bachelor parties, or any other gathering where laughter is the language and fun is the currency.

Sharpen Your Swords, Warriors!

Don’t worry; no actual swords are involved. The game arms you with pump-action penises, and yes, you read that right. It’s simple, really – before the duel, you fill the reservoir between the two ‘weapons’ with a liquid of your choice. Water is the wise warrior’s pick, but feel free to get creative, and ensure it’s safe to consume.

Onwards to Glory!

You must pump your penis with lightning speed and a lion’s heart when the battle cry is called. The goal? To shoot a triumphant stream of liquid at your opponent’s face. Like a modern-day duel, but with less anger and more hilarity. The warrior who douses their adversary first will be crowned the “Fastest Wanker”. A title that is bound to echo through the ages.

Pass the Baton

The victory is sweet, but the war rages on. Pass the pump-action swords to the next set of brave contenders and let the duels continue.

Battle Highlights:

• Duel Pump Action Penises: The weapons of choice for a truly noble battle.
• Liquid of your choice: Water, juice, or a mystical potion; the choice is yours.
• Rapid Fire Pumping: The faster you pump, the closer you are to victory.
• Hilarious Outcome: Dousing your opponent has never been this funny.
• Crown the Champion: Who shall bear the illustrious title of “Fastest Wanker”?
• Pass and Play: Keep the mirth and merriment going by passing it onto the next pair of daring duelists.

Ready, Set, Duel!

If laughter is what you seek, look no further than the Cum Face Duel Pump Action Penis Game. Let’s be honest, nothing can quite beat the spectacle of friends locked in battle, pumping with all their might, to claim the crown in what’s set to be the most epic duel you’ll ever witness. Engarde!