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Holiday Sex Toy Wish List

I want to be like Oprah and give everyone a sex toy for Christmas this year. There’s nothing quite like knowing there’s a dildo wrapped under the tree, then watching someone’s face with glee as they go to unwrap it. From here, the scenario can go down many ways, but trust me, no matter what the reaction, it will be interesting to watch play out.

Sexy, Not Scared

So many people still get squeamish when discussing sex toys, like they don’t know where to begin and are afraid of the unknown. Well, I’m not a first-timer when using a vibrator, and at this point and time in my life, I know exactly what I like. If I can share my wish list of sex toys, it may inspire others to access what I know to be good ones or am curious to check out, so they may build their wishlists to post for themselves or their personal shopper.

Nice Bondage Outfit

While my partners might appreciate lingerie more than me, there’s nothing like a good old-fashioned corset to get the mood started. Pair that with whatever leather that’s been purchased, such as a collar, and you’re ready to look sexy along with the models on the sites. You can’t go wrong fake leather, as it’s more PETA-friendly, but rubber and latex outfits are always fun to kink things up for a minute, especially when paired with lots of lubrication.

Some Shocking Electrostimulation

One of those items that scare many people when they first hear about it is electrostimulation products, but I am here to tell you that it is one of my favorites, topping my wish list nearly every time. It can be hard to find at a lot of average stores (so I’m not sure if it will appear on your Amazon Wishlist), but once you experience it, you’ll appreciate what I’m cluing you into of a lot more. On low settings, it sort of feels like ants walking across your skin, and contrary to popular belief, most products made for sexual use are not designed to be as powerful as an electric chair.

Try it out. Be mindful of conductors like metal, such as with piercings. Other than that, have fun; you’ll love it, and thank me later, as it’s a pretty cool area to explore for first-timers.

Locking Cock Cage

Maybe it’s the dominatrix in me coming out a bit. If we talk about bondage gear, then the next thing on my wishlist is not only the locking cock cage but the one with the metal shaft to go down the urethra as well. Now, you might think that I am bitter from having been cheated on in the past, but whatever past drama aside, this is more to get my dominating side going, as I tend to be a little submissive at times, but when I take over…

Yup, lock that junk up. I’ll be holding onto the key unless I decide to throw it away. Don’t mess with me, and you can sit back and watch whatever shenanigans I decide to get up to…

Pretty Butt Plug

They make the chastity-locking penis cages with the anal probe, but I’d rather have something pretty to look at. Is it bad to sissy up a guy if he likes it? Instead of a chastity device with an inserter, I’d opt for a pretty butt plug for my partner or for myself. Many people always ponder: are butt plugs painful? If you do it right, it shouldn’t be.

More Anal Vibrators

Just talking about anal makes some people squirm and get uncomfortable, but I’m here to tell you that anal products are not just for men. The next item on my wishlist has homme in the name, as it’s made for a man, and this little beauty is all about anal pleasure—this prostate massager is designed with a nice curve to hit the p-spot, perfect for a man’s butt.

A Pighole Squeal

Domination knows no gender, just like the pighole squeal can be used on both men and women. It’s a fun one when bringing out my dominatrix side as the enters into the realm of fisting. If you’ve ever gotten caught up, this helps to keep the hole open for added pleasure.

A Strapless Strap-on

Another favorite of mine is the strapless strap on when venturing into the realm of bondage. Being equally efficient when pegging men as when with a woman, I love that these newer versions vibrate, offering added stimulation. These are a big step up from the old-school versions with the flimsy straps that never seem to fit me quite right or hold up for too long.

Corset Lace Hood

Speaking of bondage, I love this corset lace hood, as it’s breathable. When you want to have the fun of a blindfold without worrying about it slipping off, the hood solves that problem and is cuter than most other options. It brings sexy to the average gimp mask.

While there are all sorts of gifts out there to choose from, there’s one box that I would like to ship to my house as a gift to myself this year. When you don’t want to worry about the outside world or any dating, especially if fearing contact with COVID or whatever, this is one item that I have been lusting over while looking at various websites.

Kinky Sex Machine

I’ve always been curious to check out one of those kinky sex machines to see if they are all they are cracked up to be. Will it allow me to be lazy and still get off? That sounds interesting enough to try, so I’m willing to see if Santa can fit one down the chimney for me.

Vibrating Rabbit Gift

Suppose you have been reading the links and paying attention to what I comment. In that case, when shopping for myself, my go-to item is always a rabbit vibrator. Appreciating the stimulation on both the clit and the g-spot simultaneously, I’m always up for trying variations of the vibrations and the patterns they create to vibrate my clit. This dual action is the reason that this item will always top all of my wishlists to me, as I know what I like.

Pair that up with some Eros Pjur lubrication, and I’m good to go. No partner is required. Just give me a few minutes, and I’m off to the races to please myself, getting off within minutes.

Vibrating Cock Ring

If I am with a male partner, my go-to is a vibrating cock ring. Always go for the more powerful vibrators with a large enough area to hit the clit, even if it slips around during intercourse. Again, I like that two-for-one special of the clit and g-spot the best.

What are the items that top your list? Have you been naughty or nice? Even if you’ve been bad, you can skip waiting on Santa and purchase your sex toy to delight yourself.

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