Finding a real woman can be rather challenging nowadays. Yes, online dating has made everyone’s sex lives slightly better, but not by much. Men in between partners need to find an outlet to get off. Most often, they resort to solo play. While that can calm our cravings briefly, it’s hardly a replacement for the real thing.
So, how can we, of healthy and active sexual age, enjoy the comfort of masturbation while feeling the sensation of a real vagina? The answer is simple enough — pocket pussies.
In this article, we will cover everything relevant related to pocket pussies. We’ll go over what exactly counts as a pocket pussy, why it’s so popular, and why using it might benefit men. In addition, the article will provide some much-needed wisdom about the proper use of fake vaginas and how we can get the most out of them.
Pocket Pussy 101
A pocket pussy is the most common term used for a masturbation sleeve that is shaped like a woman’s reproductive organ. Most pocket pussies tend to look similar. They are long, soft tubes with a closed-end in the back and a very open end at the front. The open end is shaped like a realistic vagina, complete with every single crevice and crease.
The inside of a pocket pussy is often soft, made out of hypoallergenic material such as soft plastics or silicone. This material is used to simulate the feel of real skin. Depending on the model, the material inside these male sex toys can be smooth or ribbed, providing extra pleasure as we masturbate.
While the term’ pocket pussy’ is common for this type of masturbator, it’s not a device that only straight men use. Gay men prefer to use pocket pussies as well. So while they might not be attracted to the term ‘pocket pussy toy’ or anything along those lines, they definitely can reap the benefits of these types of masturbators.
Why Do People Buy and Use Pocket Pussies?
Every single individual has their reasons for purchasing a sex toy. We’ll touch upon the subject further down the article, but here’s a summary.
Most men who buy and utilize sleeve masturbators do it for one of the following reasons:
- Lack of a partner
- Boredom
- Experimentation
- Challenge
- Long-distance sexual assistance
- Helping out with erectile dysfunction
- Curiosity.
Interestingly, there is a lot of scholarly research around sex toy use. So, take heart to all of our fellow men who own one. You’re wanking off in the name of science and human progress, brothers! That’s as good a reason as any to own a pocket pussy.
The Stigma of Sex Toys
Owning a sex toy is still taboo, whether we’re male or female. Society still seems to judge people who happen to own a bullet vibrator, anal beads, or even something specific like the Fleshlight Turbo Thrust or a Bad Dragon dildo. But interestingly enough, the reasons behind this judgment of people who own sex toys have shifted over the decades.
Roughly until the 2nd World War, people who owned sex toys were considered personae non-gratae in their communities. Masturbation was considered a sin, and men caught masturbating were wrongly identified as homosexuals. The public attitude towards sex was still very much influenced by Christian beliefs.
Nowadays, we’re more open to talking about sex and self-stimulation. So why do some men still refuse to publicly acknowledge that they use a pocket pussy to enjoy themselves?
Well, it all has to do with implications. If a man owns a pocket pussy, he’s not having real sex with an actual woman. In other words, toys have become linked with people who can’t get dates. Furthermore, the more realistic pocket pussy toys get, the more expensive they are.
We don’t judge men (or women) who like owning masturbation devices. There are many benefits to owning one, and we’ll get more into it later in the article. For now, we will say this to our fellow pocket pussy owners: don’t feel ashamed. You’re not alone, and you’re not a bad person for owning a masturbation sleeve. On the contrary, we think you’re awesome.
How to Use a Pocket Vagina
And speaking of awesome, let’s discuss the proper ways of using pocket vaginas.
The instructions we provide won’t apply to all toys out there. For instance, a vibrating pocket pussy will work differently from a non-vibrating one. In addition, silicone pocket pussies will require steps that plastic ones won’t. So, before trying anything out, we recommend researching the product a bit and avoiding doing anything that might damage it.
So, the first step is pretty simple: we’ll need to clean the whole pocket pussy. That includes both the removable sleeve inside and the outer shell. Even the best pocket pussy toy can suffer from friction damage if we don’t remove any debris or dirt. But more importantly, we need to clean the device for our safety since bacteria and grime can have severe effects on our health. Finally, depending on the masturbator we’re using, we’ll need to find a proper sex toy cleaner.
The next step involves lubing up our pocket pussy. We highly recommend that people go with water-based lube for several reasons:
- It feels fantastic.
- After drying up, it doesn’t leave an odor as silicone and oil-based lubes.
- It doesn’t significantly damage the material.
Silicone and oil-based lubricants can and will damage most pocket pussies.
Next, it’s showtime. First, we should keep in mind that some of these products can be super tight, so check the tightness of the toy. After all, nobody likes a split masturbator. The last step is pretty much self-explanatory (and self-satisfactory).
Benefits of Using Male Masturbators
Can using a pussy toy be of any benefit to us? The answers might surprise you! So we collected every single answer to that question in a handy little list that follows.
Stamina Training
Sometimes, especially during stressful periods of our lives, we can underperform in the bedroom. Premature ejaculation becomes a daily part of life. We no longer have the strength and durability to satisfy our partners as we once did. That is terrible news for our sexual activity. Still, it can also take a massive toll on our psychological and mental wellbeing.
We need to increase sexual stamina, and if we can’t do it with a real-life partner, then a pocket pussy is the perfect toy for the job. In addition, by having tons of solo sessions with the sleeve back-to-back, we will become more confident in our sexual abilities.
Furthermore, we’ll explore different aspects of sex and develop techniques that will make us last longer in the sack. For example, if used right, a tight pocket pussy with a ribbed texture will give us the stamina to please our partners for a much more extended period.
Travel-Friendly Meets Easy Maintenance
There’s a good reason why the term’ pocket pussy’ stuck. After all, the best sex toys aren’t just those that provide us with maximum stimulation. No, the best ones are the toys we can take anywhere and use at any time.
That’s the best thing with these manual masturbators. You can easily put one in your bag or briefcase and take it with you on holiday or a business trip. Let’s use a hypothetical example. Let’s say that we have to go to Guatemala for a few days due to work. And since few people there speak English, hooking up with a woman might not be an option. So, if and when we need release, we simply whip out our trusty pocket pussy and achieve sexual pleasure on the spot.
Naturally, pocket pussies are easy to clean and lend themselves well to any man who travels a lot. All it takes is some warm water and the right cleaner, and our toy is good to go for another round or six.
Exploring New Experiences
Before sex toys became so popular, men would often experiment with masturbation in different ways. Some would try stroking it with a numb hand, and others would use towels or fruit (or a pie, according to that one movie). To other men, experimenting meant finding different types of porn to masturbate to. But it all generally resulted in the same practice.
Pocket pussies bring a whole new area for men to experiment with that in mind. For example, if we use a hands-free pocket pussy, we can kick back with our hands crossed behind our heads and enjoy. The rhythmic contractions feel like an actual woman is there giving us a ride.
Of course, we can have a hands-free experience even if the pocket pussy doesn’t come with a built-in vibrating function. All we need to do is wedge it between some couch cushions, and we can hump it as if it were a real woman. We can also place it upright against the wall, on the floor, etc., and simulate some of our favorite sex poses.
Beating Erectile Dysfunction
Erectile dysfunction or ED affects millions of men across the globe. And it can be incredibly disheartening to see your penis flaccid, even when you are in the mood.
So, imagine what the tightest pocket pussy with a ribbed internal texture and a tight locking mechanism can do for us. It can provide a man with the most intense stimulation of his life. And the more we use the pocket pussy, the harder and longer our erections will be.
We can just masturbate when we’re bored, and there’s nothing wrong with that. But to get that extra stimulation and pass the time without using our hands, we will want to give a pocket pussy a try. Once we have it on, all we have to do is close our eyes and engage in our favorite fantasy.
Help with Long-Distance Relationships
Sadly, long-distance relationships are more common now than ever before. Of course, couples can masturbate together on camera often, but even that can get dull. That’s why the ladies use lots of app-controlled clit teaser products to simulate sex, and that’s why fellas ought to use pocket pussies.
We can envision our partner riding us despite being thousands of miles away with a sleeve on your penis. And if she has control of our device, she can increase or decrease the stimulation level. While some app-controlled pocket pussies cost a pretty penny, it’s a small price to pay for intense sensation between distant partners.
The Perfect Sex Toy for Two
Believe it or not, pocket pussies are excellent stimulation devices, even if your partner is right there in the room with you. So here are a few situations where a pocket pussy can help out:
- If your partner is in the late stages of pregnancy, she can use the pocket pussy.
- If she’s on her period and doesn’t feel like having intercourse, the pocket pussy is the best bet.
- During sex, she might tire herself out, but her partner would still want more; so, instead of her having to force herself to do it again, she can simply pleasure him using the toy with minimal effort on her end.
- If either partner has gone through surgery and proper sex is too risky, masturbation using pocket pussies is definitely a good way to go
- Two partners can simulate a threesome using a pocket pussy.
Different Types of Pocket Pussies
Real men of culture will know that a single-pocket pussy will not be enough. Combine our need for sexual gratification with the benefit of the free marketplace of ideas and an internet connection, and you have yourself a veritable smorgasbord of artificial vaginas at your disposal.
Vaginal, Oral, or Anal Sleeves
Yes, the name says it all. Depending on your particular interests, you might enjoy either an oral cavity, a vaginal opening, or an anal hole.
When we hear ‘open-ended’ and ‘closed-ended’, it usually refers to the opposite end of the device, i.e., the one without the silicone pussy. As the name suggests, an open-ended pocket pussy comes with two holes, one on each end. On the other hand, closed-ended devices only have one opening. At the end of the sleeve, there’s a roadblock, so to speak, that prevents the penis from going any further.
With differently shaped pocket pussies, you can enjoy simulating oral or anal sex in the comfort of your own home. The principle is the same — it’s a realistic replica of an anus or a woman’s mouth with a ribbed interior and more features that might tickle our fancy.
Open-Ended and Closed-Ended Models
There are benefits to both of these models, of course. For example, we can clean an open-ended pocket pussy incredibly easily. All it takes is a bit of rinsing and sliding a brush all the way through several times. Of course, closed-ended models can actually be stretched out, giving the tip of our penis an extra sensation and a jolly-good time.
Fleshlight Girls
They’re in luck to anyone who’s ever wanted to be with Riley Reed, Alura Jenson, Lisa Ann, or Brittanya Razavi. Nowadays, any porn star worth her salt can find a decent adult toy manufacturer and have them model a toy after her vagina. And that’s great news for porn lovers; people with big and small penises alike, be they girthy or lean, can sample a bit of porn goodness with these pocket pussy models.
The cool thing about these particular toys is that they simulate an actual pussy that we’ve all seen online. And since each porn star has a unique set of genitalia to her, we can sample their goods and figure out which ones work for us. In addition, we can switch between porn stars depending on our mood. After that, the sky’s the limit.
Fleshjacks
We care for our gay friends out there, and we know that they won’t be satisfied with a pocket pussy, or even a female pocket anus. That’s why Fleshjacks exist. These pocket anuses simulate the inner workings of a man’s butt. So, we can recommend these to man-booty lovers out there.
Stamina Training Units
Stamina training units, or STUs, differ from other masturbators in one key area. They are specifically designed to make us last longer in the sack. The inner canal of these masturbators is smooth and pillow-like, gripping the penis just enough when we thrust slowly. The faster we go, the more the canal stimulates us and gets us close to climax.
By varying our thrusts and focusing on how we penetrate, we can practice delaying an orgasm while staying hard. Few devices can help us with that better than a stamina training unit.
Clear Pocket Pussies
A clear or an ice pocket pussy has everything that a regular masturbator has, apart from one key feature. Namely, with most models, both the sleeve and the base are completely see-through!
What might be the benefit of penetrating a transparent pocket pussy, one might ask? Think of all the hentai videos where we can see an X-ray scene of the actual sex and ejaculation. So that right there is the market that a clear pocket pussy is targeting — men who combine the pleasure of sexual intercourse with the curiosity of a mechanic wanting to see how a machine operates.
Vibrator Pocket Pussies
Some models of pocket vaginas come with spaces that can hold one or more bullet vibrators. These added tools can help stimulate us further, adding to the experience of hands-free masturbating.
A single bullet vibrator will usually do the trick. But if we want to go with some more intense stuff, we can try two or three vibrators simultaneously. The tremors from this experience will leave every strapping lad eager for more.
Balls-Deep Pocket Pussies
In regular retail, the pocket vajayjay you end up buying will usually fit the size and shape of an average cock. But there are some balls-deep models out there that earn their name. These masturbators are longer and deeper than usual, making even the thickest dick feel small. Such a monster would swallow any pecker whole and allow a man some intense stimulation.
Discrete Models
Discrete pocket pussies are small, versatile, and inconspicuous enough for any man to use in public without being spotted. Said models can fit in any bag, briefcase, or pocket.
Tips on Using Pocket Pussy Toys
By this point, we imagine that most of our readers went out and ordered at least one Riley Reid pocket pussy, fully waterproof and with small silicone ridges on the inside. But before using it, we recommend to those brave souls to give our list of handy tips a read. It might just end up increasing their pleasure with the device.
Warm It Up
The same principle applies to real skin and silicone. Therefore, it’s a good idea to warm our toy up before showing it some tender love and happiness.
But what’s the best way to get a warm cocksleeve? Well, here’s what we recommend doing:
- Soaking the toy in warm or hot water (if it’s fully waterproof, like our Riley Reid example from earlier)
- Wrapping the toy in a clean, hot blanket or towel
- Buying a self-warming toy
- Buying a pocket pussy warmer.
Grip Change
We all felt that we needed to switch hands when masturbating simply to feel something different at one point or another. Now, apply that line of thinking to the grip we have on the pocket pussy. The results will inevitably be the same.
By having a firmer or softer grip on the pocket pussy, we can feel stimulated in new and inventive ways. The same goes with switching from our dominant to our non-dominant hand. And if we’re particularly acrobatic, we can try gripping the toy with our feet.
Partnering Up
We’ve stated it earlier, but it bears repeating. Suppose a pocket pussy user already has a partner. In that case, it’s a good idea to use the device as part of their sexual activities. Pocket pussies are great for foreplay, teasing, edging, and other fun stuff. They work exceptionally well if we combine them with other devices and accessories (e.g., a cock ring/pocket vulva combo is heavenly).
Lube, Lube, Lube
No matter how many times we try it, we can’t penetrate a pocket pussy without lube. That way, we reduce the risk of injuring ourselves via penetration. In addition, we avoid wear and tear on our little silicone toy, prolonging its shelf life.
Hands-Free Is the Way to Be
We highly advise trying as many hands-free options with the pocket pussy as possible. Here are some ideas to get everyone going:
- Fitting the device between the mattress and the box-spring of the bed
- Placing the device onto a table on the same level as our member
- Putting the device close to a mirror so we can see the penetration at a different angle
- Jamming the device stuck between the door and the door frame
- Sliding the device between two bars of a terrace fence or a staircase baluster.
Pocket Pussy Buyers’ Guide
Size
A pocket masturbator device needs to fit the penis. If it’s too big, there will be no stimulation. On the other hand, if it’s too small, it can injure the surface of the penis.
Skin
Certain materials, such as latex can cause an allergic reaction. Unfortunately, a typical masturbator contains more than one material, and men’s skins will react differently. So, once again, we stress that research prior to buying anything is crucial.
Experience
Beginner users of pocket pussies should not strive for the priciest, most complicated models. They should instead start things off with something simple and modest. Then, once they’ve stacked their masturbation experience level, they can move on to the more complex stuff.
Lifestyle
People who masturbate a lot, i.e., at least five times a day, will need a pricey, high-quality model. Otherwise, they will go through the inexpensive poor-quality items too often and spend too much money on replacing them. But for people who do not masturbate that often, a basic model might just do the trick.
Material
As we mentioned earlier, checking the materials is essential primarily for safety reasons. But it’s also crucial because:
- We’ll know how to clean the device best
- We’ll figure out how to dispose of it when it stops working
- Finally, we’ll decide on what material feels best against the skin of our penis.
Sensitivity
Different models vary in how they can stimulate the penis. Low-level pocket pussies, for instance, don’t offer a lot in terms of sensitivity, merely having a soft inner sleeve with a few creases and compartments. On the other hand, the high-end stuff provides a lot more variety for seasoned users.
Maintenance
If we can rinse, soap, and air dry our pocket pussy of choice, it’s one for the taking. Any model that’s hard to clean will not be worth our time, and leaving it uncleaned will result in breakdowns, foul odors, and risks of bacterial infection.
Discreteness
A model doesn’t always need to be discrete. But having one that we can hide in plain sight is always the more exciting option, primarily if we aim for some outdoorsy adventure.
Price
A cheap pocket pussy is roughly the equivalent of a cheap one-night stand. It’s good for getting off, but afterward will result in disappointment. However, buying a device with a price measured in multiple thousands of dollars is also not an option. Why overpay for something that might not even feel that good?
Luckily, there is a way around this problem, and it can be summed up in two sexy, spicy, attractive, sensual, mind-bogglingly sultry words — market research. Let’s look at the highest-rated models with the best feedback, and we line them up based on their prices. Then we compare the cheapest and the most expensive. That is the average price range we’re aiming for, and it’s where our pocket pussy of choice is.
Pocket Pussies Summarized
There are many benefits to sliding one’s Johnson in a silicone replica of Riley Reid’s private parts (yes, we have a favorite; we’re not ashamed to admit it!). However, there are also some safety risks involved if we buy the wrong kind of pocket pussy. Therefore, we highly recommend to any of our fellow men reading this text to do their due diligence and explore these devices thoroughly. Once they find the one that suits them, a whole new world of pleasure awaits.
