
How to Keep Your Sex Toy Habit Discreet
Let’s get one thing straight from the very beginning. There is nothing wrong with having, playing with, and enjoying sex toys. They have a very real place in any active and healthy sex life — as long as you enjoy using them.
But that doesn’t mean you want your roommate or your kids finding your favorite vibrator or masturbator either. (Tip: If you’re hiding them from your partner or spouse, that’s something different, and we’re not relationship coaches.)
Here’s how to enjoy your favorite sex toys without getting caught in the act or called out because someone got nosy and snooped around.
Buy Smaller or Quieter Sex Toys
Bullet vibrators are a great alternative to the bigger, noisier vibrators. You may need to research a few (and read plenty of reviews) to find the kind of power you crave. If you have a penis, you’re not left out. Many strokers and sleeves are about the size of a beer can, and basic penis rings don’t make a sound. If it’s you that’s loud, we recommend listening to your favorite playlist at full blast while you masturbate.
Choose Sex Toys that Don’t Look Obvious
Glass dildos and anal plugs are really good for this. Most of them look like works of art. If you’re into vibrators, check out the Sona Cruise by LELO or the Womanizer. Someone might not know what they are, but “vibrator” likely won’t be their first thought (unless they’re using one too). And, for the record, the Original Magic Wand was originally marketed as a personal massager for sore muscles — if you ever need a cover story.
Try Wearables or Insertables
- Vibrating panties use a bullet vibe to stimulate the clitoris.
- Ben wa balls, vibrating or otherwise, stimulate your body and keep you in a constant state of arousal.
- Butt plugs, when comfortable, can be enjoyed nearly anywhere. Just make sure you re-apply lube as needed and don’t keep it in too long.
Put Your Sex Toys Away
Note: Don’t store jelly, rubber, CyberSkin, PureSkin, or other soft materials together. They can have a bad reaction and degrade over time. You can store silicone sex toys together. Ignore the myth that says you can’t.
Conclusion
How you enjoy getting off is up to you. Buying all the sex toys you love most increases your collection and your pleasure. In a perfect world, no one would care what you do in the privacy of your own room and bed. But sometimes we have to deal with people who snoop, nosy busy-bodies, kids who get curious, and loud sex toys. When you’ve got to keep your masturbation habits quiet and discreet, going stealth with your adult toys helps. Here are some favs from us here at Jack and Jill.
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